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a little late but congrats the 2012 nba champs
the miami heat.
this wraps up the recent spam of the heat.
onto the olympics!

a little late but congrats the 2012 nba champs

the miami heat.

this wraps up the recent spam of the heat.

onto the olympics!


its been a while.

Congrats to coach Callipari and the Kentucky Wildcats
2012 National Champs

its been a while.

Congrats to coach Callipari and the Kentucky Wildcats

2012 National Champs

kubiak

kubiak

Iron Mike
fear series.
personified.
Mike Tyson quotes:
 
“I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.”
“I have some pain I’m gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass.”
“I just want to conquer people and their souls.”
“I’m on the Zoloft to keep from killing y’all.”
“I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain.”
“My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”

“Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing! One day, and I might not be around; you’re going to meet a tough guy who takes your best shot. He’ll keep coming because he’s tough. Don’t get discouraged. That’s when the discipline comes in.”
“I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I’m going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain.”



On Lennox Lewis
“Lennox Lewis, I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”
“My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.”
“I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.”
On Evander Holyfield
“You got nothing coming, man. I’m going to enjoy this fight.”
After biting Holyfield he said, “This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me.”
“I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn’t getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened.”
On Razor Ruddock
“You’re sweet. I’m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend.”
On Tyrell Biggs
Tyson on Tyrell Biggs’ complaining to him about low blows “Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you’re fittin’ to die!”
“He was screaming like my wife.”
“I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time.”







-bradley ward

Iron Mike

fear series.

personified.

Mike Tyson quotes:

“I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.”

“I have some pain I’m gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass.”

“I just want to conquer people and their souls.”

“I’m on the Zoloft to keep from killing y’all.”

“I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain.”

“My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”

“Without discipline, no matter how good you are, you are nothing! One day, and I might not be around; you’re going to meet a tough guy who takes your best shot. He’ll keep coming because he’s tough. Don’t get discouraged. That’s when the discipline comes in.”

“I just want them to keep bringing guys on and I’m going to strip them of their health. I bring pain, a lot of pain.”

On Lennox Lewis

“Lennox Lewis, I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”

“My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.”

“I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.”

On Evander Holyfield

“You got nothing coming, man. I’m going to enjoy this fight.”

After biting Holyfield he said, “This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me.”

“I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn’t getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened.”

On Razor Ruddock

“You’re sweet. I’m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend.”

On Tyrell Biggs

Tyson on Tyrell Biggs’ complaining to him about low blows “Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you’re fittin’ to die!”

“He was screaming like my wife.”

“I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time.”

-bradley ward

shawn kemp.
personified.
happy belated birthday rain man

-bradley ward

shawn kemp.

personified.

happy belated birthday rain man

-bradley ward

thecoachingstaff:



congrats to coach k on win #903
the all time leader in div 1 men’c college basketball

thecoachingstaff:

congrats to coach k on win #903

the all time leader in div 1 men’c college basketball

long bombs and pom poms

long bombs and pom poms

Super Bowl XXIX-49ers 49, Chargers 26

Super Bowl XXIX-49ers 49, Chargers 26

1965-Packers 23, Browns 12

1965-Packers 23, Browns 12

Super Bowl V-Colts 16, Cowboys 13

Super Bowl V-Colts 16, Cowboys 13